Mac DaDdYs Adventures

Holiday man aka bum massage man

Fri, 27 Feb 2004 07:42:00 GMT

HI peeps,

This week has been a great week for me,not only have I had it off from work,but I have been eating well and joined the gym with weg and debbie thanx too david ware.If anyone wants in I need to beat dave to the ultimate prize of sound surround system and tv etc,just let me sign you up and you can be my new gym buddy...yay.I thought it was quite funny that weg and deb signed up though,deb as thin as a rake and I think needs to lose no weight at all signs up,and poor misguided WEG,joining up,not to lose weight(as if,skinny bastard),but to improve fitness,then after the gym one night buys 2 big ass blocks of chocolate,another chocolate bar and a caramello koala to eat OMG.Well I plan to be loosin weight and look great and be fit for a long while and within 3 months I should achieve it.

I just signed up for a new basketball team this week,Wednesday nights at werribee rec centre,just another night to the collection.I'll now play bball 3 nights a week,plus gym and netball sundays,you girls out there better sign up for the Matt TANK EXPRESS.I tricked Brad and Ash to play on the team as well.It will give me a great chance to see my love brad in a pair of tight shorts once more hahahah.

Well this week has been got but next week I fear will suck,It's been a bit lonely without ash around the house.Him not being there to pick on or play ball with,Love you man....come home.:)Oh well next week start work again,but theres a difference,ppl leaving ie:resigned dont have to do shit or worry about the future.YAY.My last day at Harris Scarfe will be Friday the 19th of March.My new job at Priceline Baycity plaza begins on Monday 22nd of March.Good times here we come.

Last 2 days on holidays spent at this awesome retreat place in Hepburn Springs,lying in bed doing nothing,playing pool and connect 4 all day rocks,specially cause I beat lisa at connect 4 so much(dont mention it,it's a sore spot for her...lol)YESTERDAY I GOT MY ASS MASSAGED,not by lisa,by a massage expert,along with the rest of my body,it was awesome lol.I totally recommend this place we stayed at to all couples,and if your not a couple,find yo self a man now,even if its lil G.:)

Anyway,got a long couple nights ahead,seeing THE PASSION tonight and got lisas sis party morrow night,should be good.We will see everyone tomorrow night when we arrive at the mansion of mystery "the boys house"Until then I wish you a safe journey.

Love Matty(your bitch)
Kisses

Why Can't I win tattslotto

Fri, 13 Feb 2004 12:37:49 GMT

Hi all,

Well I will finally find out on monday if I got the job at priceline,I found out the position will be 3rd in charge and I'll actually get more for this position than what I'm currently earning at Harris Scarfe..yaaaaaaa.Looks like all you ppl that attend Bay City plaza in geelong will be getting a big dose of matt entertainment.Hopefully tomorrow I can hire a trailer and use someones car to get my Lizard cage from my Mums house to my new house...if anyone can help me out with this please post or ring me.Thanks.I'm thinking about getting a snake,next best legal thing to owning a Crocodile,Which one day I hope to achieve.Just finished watching Ash's stupid Boundin movie preview....lol,hope it's near a hospital,cause I'm about to die of boredom.It's been good having ash around I think,he's like our fix it man.And I like being able to go down the courts and actually have someone that wants to play bball.

Keats got his fish tank and its kool.He's got this catfish,kinda makes me wanna get a snake though.I've been doing well lately in netball and bball,since ash starting playing with us we have one like last 2 games,helps having someone big as well to back you up.I'm really thinking about starting a Mens bball team done at the recs centre,even for just a laugh.Anyone interetsed should ring or post me also,maybe even a mixed volleyball team,I think that would rock either on tues or wed.

Congratulations are in order for mr weg for getting his job at diamondflex and quitting freezer work at safeway.Weg you know where to shove there 5 year pin.:)Today I discovered how nice berry smoothies are from booooooost juice bars,I like the bang berry flavour...it rocks.Also I ripped Myers out of a new pair off work pants that I ripped a hole in 4 months ago and ended up leaving it that long for them to turn around and say to me "sorry we have lost your pants,we will give you a new one",which btw they had no intention doing from the start.lol

I'd also like to thank davious aka "oops I" for his work in introducing me to aqua team/hunger force cartoons which rock and to Harris Scarfe for scoring me a dvd recorder for a good price "long story".Anyway I should stop rambling and get back to spending time with lisa,poor girl,she puts up with a bit of shit these days.

Love Matilda
xxx

An apology and a FUCKIN bitch session and interview

Mon, 09 Feb 2004 12:52:27 GMT

Hello people,

Well by now you all should no I only bother coming on here if there is a good story or reason.Firstly I'd like to say sorry to bradles for locking him out of our house with what had happened in the day to him....SORRY man.I didn't know what had happened and If I did I wouldn't have done that.I'm just trying to keep people from parking on my lawn and giving me and weg a bad rental record.BTW the reason possibly at the time for my car being there was when I get home from work there is never any room to park at MY house,and I was waiting for cunts to move before I could.

Anyway,Since my last entry I cannot believe how much goss and shit about ppl I've heard.All of you should be ashamed of yourselves.Well done to weg and claire for hitting it off and to Ash,hope things go well for ya.To all you bad ppl out there doing bad things and hurting ppl...Santa sees all.

NOW the bitching begins....As always this story starts in a lil quiet house called 6 macks place.After talking with my other fellow housemate(lease sign e)I have come to find I no longer want fuckin ppl coming over the doing fuckin bongs in a certain persons room,if you want to do bongs in my house you can move the fuck out or go to your gfs house.I'm sick of the smell and frankly dont want drugs off any sort in my house.Is this too much to ask?Considering I have already brought up this requirement with 2 ppl not long after moving in here.If your doing this to piss me off or you have a wish to get kicked out soon,your going the right way.I don't want the same problems I had with a certain person in the last house.

Last but not least I and weg both have interviews tomorrow...GO US..I applying for a 2IC possie at Priceline.So all you chicks out there will be able to get free shit to look good and feel great/looking after yourselves,for a small price...reow.

Anyway,I have had my say.

Love Matilda
xxx

hi peeps

Wed, 17 Dec 2003 09:04:42 GMT

y0,

TIS matron here,wots been upto peeps.Im good atm,havent done too much lately,just worked hard and will keep doing so unit this sunday for day off then power on thru to christmas day for next day off.Found out today there could possibly be a new store opening soon,which creates new careers and advancement into other stores ...eg:werribee store.I am trying to get on my good diet track again,but its so hard with ppl like dave and weg tricking me every night into naughty food,if anyone wants to come over and cook dinner with me...ie:you do most and ill help a bit scenario then cum on ova and we can have kool bannana dinners.If ppl have any determination words for me or helpful comments,or would like to help in the exercise dept.....reow style...give me a call:P

Take it to the hoop and smoke it.

Matron

Feeling fucktackualar

Sat, 13 Dec 2003 09:27:21 GMT

y0 bitches,

Im feeling fine......from my last journal,in fact im "insert subject".Maybe its because it's......who knows:)But anyway life is good i think atm...btw,i meant nothing from my last journal and I double my feeling from journal be4 that...

Down with housemates(bitches)

Love tilda

Feeling guilty

Wed, 10 Dec 2003 11:34:19 GMT

Yesterday I had a big bitch,I kinda feel bad,but then I dont.Really I was just trying to get my point across to the person who seems to be at the centre of my troubles.All I ask is this,you may not have your name on the lease,but I still ask that you help your mates out around the house and in keeping a good record with us for the future.You know the 2 people you live with will always be your friends no matter how much you shit us off and drive us nuts,even if we do kick you out of our house........................................................................................................................just kidding...and remember kids.......the knee bones connected to the something,the something connected to the red thing,the red things connected to my WRIST WATCH.

Love matilda
xxx

Thought I better update ppl

Tue, 09 Dec 2003 13:18:01 GMT

Today I had off from work,slept tell 1pm then went shopping with billy.Got some dvd's played bball with ash/dave/weg.Anyway...Friday went very well,thankyou all for coming.Id like to thank jimboy(possibly)for spilling bourbon over the phone,Id like to thank some cunt for breaking my darts that lisa gave me.Id like to thank keetz and sam for the nights entertainment,and to keetz for taking a full slab of beer away with him camping and half the pantry of chips and to the cunt who threw a bottle over the back fence and smashing on the concrete path for the neighbors to call the cops for the 2nd time resulting in elders real estate sending a notice of warning about some noise coming from our house all the time and the cars always parked on our lawn(thanx vistors).And another thing I would like to winge about is the fact that someone in my house steals my toliet paper because maybe there trying to get by...also someone stealing wegs toliet paper(the entire lot the wegs has brought and continues to buy when it runs out.)And wegs gel that gets borrowed without asking,if this certain person would just fucking ask or leave a note instead of just fucking taking things and not replacing them,i might feel a little less pisssed off.And btw,no fucking load music after 10pm and I hope tim doesnt fuckin leave his drum kit too long or I'll fuckin run it over.One last thing,come home and put out the bin and clean the dishes more than once in 3 months and dont seem like a hero and brag when u do it once.Judge me if you will,I might seem harsh but i'm angry,and it might not be this persons single fault,but im a cunt and have to blame someone.

Matron Out
xxx

The Birth of mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmatt...yer 21 baby

Wed, 03 Dec 2003 11:57:48 GMT

Yes,well as we all no,today was my birthday and now I'm offically a man and all...lol.My day started at work where they had surprised me with baloons and streamers in my office and my store mgr gave me a beer mug and card,which was really nice.After that they brought in my donut king birthday cake and gave me a slab of james boag premiums,which are like my fav expensive beer.I still doesnt feel like my bday and it's almost over as I speak.After work got home and got presents off michelle and mum,and collected all the cards and money and small presents off the family and friends.Got home to be greeted by weg/lisa/keatz and sam.They gave me my cards and presents.I loved the card my punky brought me.Next was dinner,but as it turns out,everyone was there for my dinner,except kat...bad kitty.Anyway,got more pressies off brad and claire and clay and erin.A big thankyou to all you guys that actually showed up there for the surprise,it meant alot,and another big thankyou to everyone who either rang/left a msg/gave a card/gave a pressie OR the pressie is in the pipeline.Thanks everyone for putting on a great show.Love yas all.anyway gotta go now.cya all fri night fo the big one.

Love
Big matty 21

another weekend bites the dust

Sun, 30 Nov 2003 11:02:45 GMT

Well,here i am again,nothing special happened since last entry,cept clays 21st,well done bitch.Anyway,worked sat,came home and went to clays 21st which was good,just l8tr into the night i felt very tied,sorry ppl.Went swimming today in clays pool,was good,but all the hard work i did in the pool has made me tied and sound boring on this entry.One good thing coming up is my 21st and i'm about to watch WE WERE SOLIDERS with mel gibson in 30mins.Well thats all.

Ciao
Matilda
xxx

I gots to c the punky

Fri, 28 Nov 2003 11:52:09 GMT

From yesterdays stuff,forgot to tell you all the funniest thing that happened yesterday...Firstly when I walked outta safeway last night i donated $1 to the guy outside with the collection for animal shelters,I pulled the money outta my wallet and as i slipped the money in,i accidently slipped in 2 subway stamps...hahahaha...i dont think he sore.Then i watched what women want,its such a good movie from wegs new dvd collection.Today was like others,fun fri...Got up and started to goto work,had to goto werribee store first and get 16 chrissy hampers and 110 small chocolates..yummy.Got to work at 1:45pm,which is quite good seeing i was ment to start at 1pm,hehehehe.The store got audited today and i believe we passed this time round,unlike our big fail last time for blocking a fire exit door with a piece of wood....lol.Finished work 9:50pm and drove home and delieved a scooter to a house round the corner...talk about service and now here i am talking to you all.Weg believes i am writing my life story so i will stop now.Good to c my punky after 4 days....yayayyayayay....Love u all peeps.

Matilda
xxx

oodles of doodles

Thu, 27 Nov 2003 08:04:55 GMT

Today was exciting,for some reason i got outta work at 5:00pm,so much better than 8pm.YeR...So,got home after stopping buy at safeway and getting the usual 2 ice cream tubs and 4 1.25lt drinks.No goss off weg today,I feel so left out..someone please post me some goss.Anyway,feeling horny right now,better go and have a pull,if anyone wants to come over and JAM:p just post..lol

Regards
Matthew Edhouse
APW

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH works taking over me man arghhhhhhhhhhh

kisses matilda
xxx

One step closer to 21

Wed, 26 Nov 2003 09:46:28 GMT

Well,another day at the office 8am tell 8pm...fun,fun,fun.Got home and now am talking to you all.I am wrapped about my 21st coming up and clay's 21st.So many drinking sessions,so many losers hooking up in front of our eyes...lol/poor gretch(no offence g boy).I am thinking I should buy 5-6 slabs for the bday,please post a comment on how many I should provide.anyway,got some new movies to watch tonight on dvd...Darkness falls/Scary movie 3 and a new one with vampires and werewolves thats not out yet but looks maddddddddd.Should be fun.Until tomorrow this is matron saying goodnight australia.Love u punky brains.

Matilda

Magical entry

Tue, 25 Nov 2003 12:16:05 GMT

Today was like many other days,wake up in geelong head to work,but for some strange reason today I had extra time to get breakfast maccas on the way to work.Got to work same old shit,people bitchin,etc etc(Much like my house life).Finished work at 8pm and drove home,got red rooster and went to safeway only to find out from weg that the shitty show I always have to Watch didn't turn out on tape today,weg told me what happened in todays eposide.Apparently Rick and Amber got back together AGAIN!!Will they ever make up there minds.I wish I could get ricks autograph he's such a "mini celebrity".I can't wait tell tomorrow's eposide:)Anyway...After getting home bitched about housemates which is always fun and found out the daily goss.Well for until tomorrows entry I wish all my good friends a good night.YOU know who you are.

Love matilda
xxx